“Death By Pedals”…

25 03 2008

… is how it was recently described to me.

So that you know, I am about to participate in a cycling marathon to raise money (and awareness) for MS. Over the course of thirteen days I will be riding a distance of 730km. Some days are not too topographically tricky, although some (despairingly, a 104km day is one of the worst) have more ups and downs than Britney’s career. I will be leaving on Thursday, although the marathon itself does not start properly until the Sunday immediately after: getting there early allows me to enjoy the first campsite without having to dismantle my tent and fly off first thing the next day, get to meet my fellow cyclists in an informal setting, and also to enjoy the pre-ride cycling trip around Lithgow on Saturday. Because 730km is evidently not enough.

I doubt very much that, with everything else that needs to be done before I leave (such as, you know, convincing my supervisor that I really am giving top priority to my PhD), I shall have any time to write another post. Not that I have been doing much in that department for a while, but I expect the next update will occur after my return on the 10th of April. I also expect that writing a post may be the only thing that my body will be able to do, the extremities of my fingers being the sole appendages still capable of tactile perception.

We shall see… Until then, cheerio!





The Spirit(s) of the Festival

19 03 2008

While most of the world is preparing to get drunk over Easter, those of us who were actually responsible for the festival are going to be getting drunk for a very different reason. Purim is, to me, exactly what I love about Judaism. We get to read a nonsensical story about a stupid, drunkard king and his Gargamelesque viceroy, both of whom get outsmarted by a silly, dithering queen and her irritating cousin. And then, to clinch the matter, the “victims” of the narrative run around murdering all the people by whom they feel threatened, and we all head off to the bar to consume enough drinks that the story makes sense. I am not a fan of organised religion, but this is disorganised religion at its absolute finest.





An Aussie Bible Reading

17 03 2008

While driving, I often listen to News Radio (630 on the AM dial). When they play broadcasts from Parliament time, I tune out. Not that I don’t enjoy the spectacle of apes flinging faeces at one another, but listening to it is rarely as entertaining as getting to watch. The other day, I happened to tune in right at the start and, before I had time to angrily stab the button and switch it back to Classic FM (hey, I might not be 60 yet, but it still beats bubble-gum pop), I noted that they commence each session with the Lord’s Prayer. Some guy with a voice like a bloke from the pub read the following, and placed his stress where I indicate it here in bold:

Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed by thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.

What a schmuck.





I Have my Ups and Downs…

16 03 2008

A teacher of mine once joked that in Hebrew, any word can have one of four meanings:

1. The plain meaning;
2. The exact opposite of the plain meaning;
3. Something to do with sex;
4. A type of camel.

She wasn’t far off. The amount of words in the Bible that can also imply their opposite, have a dirty nuance, and relate (in some contexts) to something phenomenally specific is astounding. It is therefore some consolation to me, now that I am trying to write a translation of the Coptic “The Martyrdom of Isidoros” that the Coptic word for “up” also happens to mean “down”. Maybe that has something to do with the geographical placement of “Upper Egypt”, relative to “Lower Egypt”? Either way, it’s bloody fantastic.








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