I mentioned once before that the best thing about my job is reading the responses that people make to the declarations of traffic officers that they were breaking the law. That has now been superseded by the unadulterated joy I have at reading of infringements like this one (issued to a small group of men):
Walked while drunken and naked in the vicinity of nearby family camping group. Loud conversation and music as well. Did stop making noise and streaking following request from the family to do so. Group expressed remorse at their actions, and were well-behaved during the remainder of their stay.
They were each issued a $300 fine, but I think it was probably worth it.